Friday, March 20, 2009

A Bedtime Story

The Mutant Monster in My Slanted Ceiling

Each night I climb the stairs and crawl into bed beneath the slanted ceiling of the attic-less second floor.  As I begin to drift, I hear the scutter-scurry of its nightly ritual.  Like tiny fingerless hands and toeless feet fruitlessly trying to anchor themselves, it slides and skitters its way from the peak of the ceiling to within inches of my head.  I hold my breath and quiet my beating heart.  Again, it scurry-scutters this way or that, and I imagine I hear it speaking softly to itself.  If it moves again, how will I keep the buried scream behind my white tight lips?


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Thursday, March 19, 2009

The Vineyard Haven Rounds

Bagel shop plays CNN


I did my bi-daily routine of making the Vineyard Haven rounds today.  They went like this:

  • Bagel shop on Main St - toasted salt bagel with peanut butter (Yeah, I know, could it get any worse?  Carbs, check...fat, check...sodium, check...salmonella possibility, check!)
  • Leslie's Drug Store on Main St - new Reach toothbrush, floss, Frizz-ease Weatherworks conditioners (one rinse out, one leave in)
  • Post Office - only mail was my weekly copy of The Martha's Vineyard Times - headlines: Merry maternity (lambing season in West Tisbury - 2 adorable lambs!!), Rampaging stallion kills mare (honest!), and Aquinnah closes Indian oyster project
  • Stop & Shop - apples, tortillas, diet sodas, Tootsie roll minis, canvas carrying bag (on sale for $.5o)
There are definitely signs of life in town...stores opening, painting, construction, etc.  Yesterday on the bus I saw a speed boat in the harbor at VH...that was  first first for me, but I'm sure not the last.

Things I never thought I'd miss (but do):
  • The sound of a table saw
  • The smell of fresh-cut lumber
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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Spring but Not Quite Summer

I was really looking forward to going to South Beach today.  The weather was supposed to be warm, and it was bright and sunny.  As I was sitting in Edgartown waiting for my bus connection, I began to shiver from the wind even though I was sitting in the sun.  Because the buses are still running on off-season schedules, a bus only comes to the beach every 2 hours.  I wimped out and decided just to ride the bus down and watch the beautiful beach and ocean pass through my bus window.  Soon...very soon.


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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

CROCUSES!!!


Spring has finally arrived!!  I saw these on my way to the Post Office today.  (I'm still getting used to my Mac photo editing software, so excuse the quality.)


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Monday, March 16, 2009

eHow I've Learned

Finally!  I found a link to a document written by an eHow expert that gives his opinion after much research on how you can best align your eHow articles to bring income.

It comes down to:  Write a good article that has commercial value (i.e. a product or service that an advertiser can link to), choose a clear title, use keywords relating to your topic about 4% of the time (so about every 20 to 25 words, and "Comments" to the article add to the total word count thereby diluting your keyword density), hope that your article warrants linking to a number of sites or blogs thereby drawing in more readers, and keep your fingers crossed.

Star ratings don't affect the money earned, nor do recommendations.  Nor do number of times the article is viewed, unless the viewer happens to click on one of the ads.  (And there is a program in place to limit clicks by the same person.)

That said, I'll link all my articles so far here, and continue to link new articles as I write them.  If the topic interests you, please read the article.  Otherwise, disregard it and read on about other things happening in my life!

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Saturday, March 14, 2009

My Report Card

It's a month past the halfway point in my stay on Martha's Vineyard, and I thought it would be a good idea to re-assess my goals and grade myself on what I've done so far.

Original Goals                                                     Grade
Learn more about Dad's family and childhood:            A
Get involved in the community here on MV:              F
Get in shape physically:                                              F
Write about Dad's first 25 years:                                B
Spend time by the ocean                                             D

Extra Curricular                                                 Grade
Travel:                                                                       A
Publish writing online:                                              B
Spend time with family:                                             A
Spend time with friends:                                            C
Blog and photograph my time away:                          C

A pretty poor showing overall, but I have learned some things:
  • I am not likely to ever be more social than I am now
  • I lack motivation to exercise and I'm lazy
  • I do love to write
  • I miss New York, the City and all my friends
  • I really enjoy watercolor painting
  • I'm excited about the prospect of getting certified in Project Mgmt and in Training
Any changes I want to make going forward?
  • Get outside more (better weather will help this)
  • Spend tons more time on the beach (again, spring will help this)
  • More things I can't think of right now
For those of you who are still with me, thank you.  I'm happy I made the choice to take this time away from the regular routine of life, and I've enjoyed sharing it with you so far.


Thursday, March 12, 2009

Finally!


I'm finally able to switch back to my "real" blog!

Yesterday it rained all day.  It was 50 degrees, but the sky was gray.
Today it was 40 and the skies were bright blue.  I liked today better, wouldn't you?  :-)

I was up and out early today and instead of turning left out of my driveway to go into town, I turned right and headed into unknown territory.  It was a pretty walk.  The photo is from a main road on the Vineyard, State Road, looking towards Tashmoo Lake.

I'm using a new Mac now.  It's not so different that I'm having problems, but I'm sure there is a ton of stuff I still need to learn.

I guess I should actually retitle my blog, The Vineyard and ??? since I won't be able to afford to go to Vermont for the summer, but it looks like I may end up filing a small claim in court there, so I'll see VT a little at least.

It's impossible to concentrate on writing my book any longer.  The good thing is that I have the framework and many of the stories written.  That means I'll be able to pick it up when I finally get back into my apartment in September.

In case you haven't noticed, I'm now an eHow fiend.  It's a lot of fun and I have earned 30 cents, so who can complain?!!!